Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
Feminists are the type of girls that say they have a “headache” to avoid sex
Funny how we have to come up with excuses to not have sex with people, because you can’t just take no for an answer.
(Source: , via beheadtheprophet)
Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.
Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.
and having both of them is the definition of hell
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
These are all extremely fair pointsthe first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level
the last one is the most true shit ever
boys get the good shit
girls get “sexy ___”
whats next “sexy object”
because that’s what people are seeing girls as
Windmill slam reblog
But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman
you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
That’s so sad omg
actual Harry Potter
the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter